Stu feiner - Name My Belly Button

breathtaking Saturday in July, 80 degrees, cool wind, fluttering my ball sack and

the hair under my armpits and the hair in my belly button because I am fat. You

know some people say very fat, some people say disgusting, some people say a

pig, some people say obese, morbidly obese, but because of it whatever the

case may be, my belly button is like a cave. It's like I can rent out my belly