About

Hello, my name is "Audrey" Andrew Hamms. I am a bisexual Sissy Cross dresser Slut and I am single and looking to find new Sissy Friends to become my "Sisters" and sugar Daddies we can share and serve, also looking to make porno videos with partners. I know I am a fetish but I also have my own fetishes. What could they be? Hmmm my biggest fetish is Oral Sex, its my favorite Sexual act honestly. I love being sucked on and sucking and licking. I lost count how many women I had been with years ago but estimate around 150, and Dudes I've only been with roughly 15 to 20. I enjoy being a man and a woman so I DO NOT PLAN ON CUTTING OFF MY PENIS, also I am not on hormones my tits are silly cones I purchased on Amazon Prime 2 day delivery, I've got two sizes a C cup and a Double D, I plan on buying 2 sizes larger than double D sometime by the summer. I am not looking to date anybody and have never dated a man before, but if we connect and like each other I will be open to it but I demand we work out a set of rules to govern our relationship, a set of boundaries dictating our cheating, see I am turned on by a cheating boyfriend its one of my fetishes so I'd want mine to cheat a little bit and if its okay with him I do as well. I am also very interested in a polygamy type of relationship, but id have to get along great and be besties with his other "girlfriends" or I do not see how it could work. I like compliments, flirting, touching, and love when people rub my ass so much that I let anyone who wants to touch it n rub it n grab it, just do not sneak up on me and do it because I might knock you out as a reflex and I hit really hard, I found out I like my ass rubbed when I was in line in the liquor store it was very busy and Im not exactly sure but I think it was an old native woman kept rubbing my ass could have been anybody and it made me so horny you wouldnt believe, then reaffirmed when one night while dressed as a clown slut a police officer stopped me yelling "hands on the hood" I complied quickly dropping my hoolahoops and as he searched me I started to moan lightly because one of my other fetishes is being a police officers sex toy, Now had I had options with officers id be pickier but as long as they are nice to me I will be a good girl. I think I have a great ass, people tell me all of the time online and in person so if i catch you checking it out I'll do poses for me, another weird fetish I have is rubbing my ass against chainlink fences, especially when there are horny guys or truckers watching, which leads me to my next fetish, Truckers!! I also wiggle my ass for them when they drive past and when they are in town camped out I like to walk past them looking all slutty, I dont want a ride but I do want one to ask me in and suck his dick and I'll ride him. If you treat me with respect and are kind to me I will give you a chance, I am very anti social Justice warriors I think they are idiots and nobody from the LBGTQ community speaks for me, I speak for myself thank you very much. Just because I am adorable and slutty does not mean I need anyone to protect me I am still very macho no matter what, in fact while in full drag I am still more man than a flaming gay dude, they're more woman than I will ever be. I would like to check out a straight man sometime, there is nothing gay about having a sissy cross dresser suck your cock, its a million miles away from making you gay. anyways I am tired of typing now and am going to watch more blowjob videos as i put on my lipgloss and smoke drugs and make myself hornier and crave cock more. Muaw big kisses.