Exposed!

'Clive!it'll be a laugh!'-50 year old Clive Brown,dark haired blue eyed and overweight,was telling his mate Bill,52,also overweight,fair haired and blue-eyed about their towns newly opened 'nudist' beach-persuading him in their local pub to join 'to clock out all those starkers birds!' as he so eloquently put it-Bill is persuaded and they both apply to become members of the club-they receive an e-mail back telling both men they will be thoroughly 'vetted' before they join-'to keep out all the weirdos' as Clive put it-Bill is concerned and asks his mate what this entails 'oh!the usual stuff!they make us both strip off in front of a lot of attractive girls and if either of us shows signs of an 'erection' we're out!'-Clive instructs his mate to think about the grossest and most unatractive thing he can think of during this 'test'-this will keep their 'members' resting!and so the two mates meet the club chairman and he puts them to the test-a bevy of naked beauties are paraded in front of them-Clive thinks about his ugly wife and passed the test,while Bill thought about brussel sprouts!(He hated it when he was a c***d!)the club chairman then put them to another test-but the two mates had no idea that this was even part of the test!'Bill-here is a letter typed out by my secretary-can you tell me how many spelling mistakes it has?my secretary is useless!and i'm thinking of sacking her!'-Bill obliged and pointed out all the spelling errors-the club chairman calls out 'SANDRA!'-a gorgeous redhead girl in her late teens enters-naked naturally!her boss dresses her down and threatens to give her the sack-Bill intervenes to save her-the Club chairman decides to give her another chance-if she bends over the desk for a hard spanking from him!before even the first smack was laid on,Bill's member was rising fast!he then came all over his best mate!'Out!' the club chairman pointed Bill to the door,with bended head he gathered up his clothes and departed!Clive with a big grin on his face turns to the club chairman 'thats right!sling yer hook yer pervert!we don't wan't your sort around ere!' the Club chairman then turns to his secretary 'sorry to put you through all of that Sandra,what can i do to make it up to you?'Sandra looks at Clive and gives a big grin!'bend over boss!' Clive's smile fades!bird-loving,beer swilling 'Man's Man' Clive had no control over his member as he sees the toned,fair-haired young man have his arse turned pink by Sandra,both Sandra and the club chairman point to the door...Clive meets Bill outside-now dressed 'i thought they let you in?' a deeply puzzled Bill asks his mate 'nah!couldn't abandon me old mucker!' and Clive gave his old mate a big squeeze-which lasted a bit longer than Bill was comfortable with...