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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Angel0319

    Angel0319 Angel of Men

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    Well, darn it, the only time I have ever had cleavage...lol!!

    Wish granted, but you really don't know who you want for Christmas!

    I wish, I could have who I want for Christmas!! LOL!!
     
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  2. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    Granted; however, he's not not that great in the way you'd want him to be. :oops:

    I wish that it was easier to stop obsessing about things that I can't fix.
     
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  3. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Granted1 You've had a prefrontal lobotomy.

    I wish I could quit wishing this day would end.
     
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  4. Angel0319

    Angel0319 Angel of Men

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    Wish granted, it's tomorrow!!

    I wish I was in the Bahammas!
     
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  5. DontTurnAway

    DontTurnAway Bondage Animal

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    Wish Granted! You're drowning in the ocean! (Btw, that's where I was born ^-^)

    I wish I could find a million dollars!
     
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  6. Angel0319

    Angel0319 Angel of Men

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    That's just great, I can't swim anyway! LOL!!


    Wish granted, but you feel guilty and turn it over to the police!

    I wish I was the owner of that million dollars!
     
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  7. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Wish granted. You find a counterfeit Confederate $1,000,000 bill.

    I wish wishes were fishes. We'd have enough high quality protein to feed the world.
     
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  8. Angel0319

    Angel0319 Angel of Men

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    WISH GRANTED, BUT ALL THE FISHES EAT ALL THE FISHES

    I WISH I LIKED FISH
     
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  9. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Wish granted. But you die of a "surfeit of eels"

    I wish you would fill in for my absent love.
     
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  10. Angel0319

    Angel0319 Angel of Men

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    Wish granted, but your love has never been absent, has been in front of you the entire time, you just missed her.

    I wish I could fall in love again!
     
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  11. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    Granted...I won't wish nothing horrible on that one.

    I wish someone could get me good with the next wish.
     
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  12. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Wish granted. You lose all sensation in any organ that could be used for giving or receiving sexual stimulus.

    I wish I could walk and drive a car again.
     
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  13. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    granted

    *puts hand on your head, breathes deeply*[like a tv evangelist]"your faith -a has healed -a you. see it and believe it."

    i wish i had the ability to heal with touch
     
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  14. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Granted.
    Your touch heals all that seek you out, but your body odor is so atrocious, one sniff instantly knocks out any poor soul that gets within 15 feet of your stenchiness.

    I wish the sound of silence wasn't so deafening.
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  15. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Granted but it annoys the shite out of you so you end up going mental and ending your days locked in a state of total confusion, your mind wandering the echoey halls of memory looking for the exit!!

    I wish Santa had let me sit on his knee, just this one last time!!
     
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  16. Vortex47

    Vortex47 Porno Junky

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    Granted. The santa guy lets you sit on his knee while he's fallig of a cliff. You make soft landing.


    I wish that I was a wild Gardevoir. (Look it up on Google.)
     
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  17. moan4me69

    moan4me69 Porno Junky

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    Granted you got lost in google search


    I wish for a christmas kiss
     
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  18. MintyKisses

    MintyKisses Sweetly Seductive

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    Wish granted, you get a Christmas Kiss, from AZ!!! And since he is the angel of death, it is the kiss of death!!! Oh no! And I liked you too!


    I wish that M4M69 did not die from AZ's kiss of death.
     
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  19. moan4me69

    moan4me69 Porno Junky

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    Granted reborn into a sexy man


    I wish an Angel would revive me with a kiss
     
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  20. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Granted, but it's a Minty kiss, and you are allergic to mint, you go into anaphylactic shock, your heart stops and you die.

    I wish the next person would default on the second part, and grant me an unmixed blessing.
     
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