1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
  1. LilithBlair

    LilithBlair Porn Surfer

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2021
    Messages:
    33
    I think that was the reason I finally decided to join the forum. The option to visit the sexual threads AND to visit non sexual threads and just chatter depending on your mood atm.
     
    • Agree Agree x 4
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    1. tenguy
      WTF is mood ass to mouth?
       
      tenguy, Nov 5, 2021
      Aqua Marine likes this.
  2. ThePirateKing

    ThePirateKing Sex Lover

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2021
    Messages:
    130
    When a photographer ruins an otherwise great photoset by forgetting how to focus the camera.
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 1
  3. deleted user 22123213

    deleted user 22123213 Sinfully Classy

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2020
    Messages:
    17,003
    Bullies …. Hoping someone puts him in his place before he gets older and really hurts someone !!
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 2
    • Like Like x 1
  4. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2021
    Messages:
    10,319
    Today, everything. I'm waiting to see if I'm going to have emergency surgery. I'm scheduled for mid December, but my body says otherwise.
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 7
    1. View previous comments...
    2. Aqua Marine
      I got to come home yesterday!

      New thing that pisses me off...I'm off work for the next two weeks. Not a good way to make an impression at my new job. :(
       
      Aqua Marine, Nov 8, 2021
    3. tenguy
      The job is not as important than your health. Do what the doctors tell you, your employer should understand this. If not, you’re probably better off without them.
       
      tenguy, Nov 8, 2021
    4. Dearelliot
      Home is nice.
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 8, 2021
    5. Aqua Marine
      @tenguy, I know. But I really like this job. I will absolutely listen to my doctors, though. I would hate to ruin the progress I've made. How horrible would it be if I screwed this up and had to go through it all again???
       
      Aqua Marine, Nov 8, 2021
    6. conroe4
      Great news that you got to go home. Heal nicely.
       
      conroe4, Nov 8, 2021
  5. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2018
    Messages:
    13,814
    After Reading the above I don't have the right to be pissed about anything...
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  6. RaulM

    RaulM Newcumer

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2021
    Messages:
    6
    It was just meant to be an ironic funny comment, its weird how many people took me so seriously lol
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    1. deegenerate
      You need to use plenty of lol's so we know. :laugh:
       
      deegenerate, Nov 5, 2021
  7. StraightKush

    StraightKush Sex Machine

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2020
    Messages:
    538
    My drug addicted mother who keeps on bring dope into my fucking house then having to watch her be spun
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 1
    1. Aqua Marine
      I know she's your mom, but you don't have to let her in your home when she's using.
       
      Aqua Marine, Nov 6, 2021
  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

    Joined:
    May 29, 2019
    Messages:
    53,207
    Losing a fuzzy sock. I can’t wear one fuzzy and one not fuzzy. So I have to wear no socks. Life is hard
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 2
    1. View previous comments...
    2. Aqua Marine
      Thank you!
       
      Aqua Marine, Nov 8, 2021
    3. blooboo
      I have a whole drawer full of socks that don't match. It's really annoying
       
      blooboo, Dec 20, 2021
    4. blooboo
      Oops, accidental double post and idk how to delete lol
       
      blooboo, Dec 20, 2021
  9. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2018
    Messages:
    67,042
    Arriving at my dental appointment to discover the practice has been sold and I have a new dentist. And nobody bothered to let patients know.
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 7
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    1. inmyhand
      That does suck
       
      inmyhand, Nov 4, 2021
    2. submissively speaking
      Oh, that’s frustrating. Assuming you wouldn’t choose to go elsewhere is arrogant.
       
      deegenerate and Maxxamus#69 like this.
    3. Aqua Marine
      Oh, I'd be pissed, too!
       
      Aqua Marine, Nov 6, 2021
      deegenerate likes this.
    4. Dearelliot
      My aging dentist sold his practice,. but aware how difficult it was for his patients to transfer their years of trust in him to someone new, he continued to work one day a week...asking his new patients to see the new Dentist as he was busy... I was one of them.
       
      Dearelliot, Nov 8, 2021
      Aqua Marine and deegenerate like this.
  10. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2019
    Messages:
    5,855
    Patronizing doctors.
     
    • Agree Agree x 5
    1. Maxxamus#69
      I Absolutely agree!;
       
      Maxxamus#69, Nov 5, 2021
      Geminpa likes this.
  11. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2006
    Messages:
    4,020
    People who leave shopping carts in one of the few decent parking spots left at a busy store simply because they are too fucking lazy to walk a couple feet. If the corral's too far a walk for you, you could at the very least, you could push it on a curb or out of the way so someone wanting to actually park there doesn't have to get out of the car just to clear the spot.

    "They pay someone for that." is just an excuse instead of saying "I'm lazy, self centered and inconsiderate of other customers/people."

    They pay people to clean bathrooms too, but I don't shit all over the floor. Common courtesy and decency.
     
    • Agree Agree x 6
    • Like Like x 1
    • Empathize Empathize x 1
  12. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2010
    Messages:
    86,376
    Shooter once went to pull into a parking spot and the vermin in the space next over pushed his cart into the open spot, then hopped in his car.
    Shooter got to the cart but wasn't quick enough to push it behind the vermins car before he backed out.
    Shooter still looks for that vermin, just hoping to spot him some day pulling into a spot.

    [​IMG]

    Shooter will help him protect his car from shopping carts banging into his car.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Winner Winner x 1
  13. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2018
    Messages:
    13,814
    Tried for Appt with eye doctor for new prescription for glasses...over three months wait...Nah

    Pissed off with Medical charges: I saw account of what I was billed versus what my insurance paid.total this year. Doctors and Hosp ER Billed $53,000 My insurance paid and they accepted $14,000...anyone without insurance would be charged the full 53K...

    .I should check 2018 my wife broken foot and hosp stay..
     
  14. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

    Joined:
    Jun 21, 2012
    Messages:
    10,406
    Carb crash after lunch. So much to do! Must. Stay. Awaaaa - zzzzzzz.
     
    1. Aqua Marine
      That sucks. Happens to me many days.
       
      Aqua Marine, Nov 6, 2021
  15. Dung beetle

    Dung beetle Porn Star

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2018
    Messages:
    2,647
    Woman that wear clothes really piss me off
     
    • Funny Funny x 5
    • Agree Agree x 1
  16. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

    Joined:
    May 30, 2009
    Messages:
    35,056
    Everybody talking about Christmas and putting up decorations when I’m still thinking of what I should cook for Thanksgivings. Don’t get me started on all the commercials I seen on TV even before Halloween.
     
    • Like Like x 4
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
    1. submissively speaking
      I don’t want to think about much less talk about Christmas before Remembrance Day. It just seems disrespectful to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
       
    2. Geminpa
      Sorry Jack, I started my decorations already!
       
      Geminpa, Nov 8, 2021
    3. Jack Mine
  17. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2018
    Messages:
    45,326
    People that don’t know how to apologize. For example, they do something after you asked them nicely to. Then when you say something else about it (frustrated but not yelling) the apology is sorry you’re grumpy. :mad1:
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 7
    1. SmoothViolentLizard
      ug ... I ...
       
      SmoothViolentLizard, Nov 8, 2021
    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I meant not to*
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 8, 2021
  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2018
    Messages:
    67,042
    As much as I love the extra hours of sleep in the morning, I hate feeling slept so early in the evening.
    Damned time change!
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  19. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

    Joined:
    Mar 20, 2019
    Messages:
    5,855
    I thought I got an early Christmas present. Sucks that I didn’t.
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Want me to send you a unicorn onesie as a thanksgiving gift?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 8, 2021
      Geminpa likes this.
    2. Geminpa
      Yes please!!!!!
       
      Geminpa, Nov 10, 2021
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I’m not kidding. Tell me which one, what size, and where to ship. It’s yours.❤️
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 10, 2021
      Geminpa likes this.