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  2. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Cheekiechappie

    Cheekiechappie Newcumer

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    Mine would have big natural breasts a shaven cunt and a nice tight ass.
    She would be bi into swinging, piss swallowing, anal sex, fisting in cunt and ass.
     
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  2. Triangle_7

    Triangle_7 Porn Star

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  3. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

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    I guess you need a rubber one.
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      Zing! :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      phxbi_bear80, May 14, 2023
      #link
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  4. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    now leave.gif
     
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  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    No need to make one. We have plenty of those here.

    Please form an organized line, ladies!
     
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    1. Ficxa 479
      I m gonna still that one.
       
      Ficxa 479, May 13, 2023
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    2. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Steal?
       
      WantSumCandyLittleGirl, May 13, 2023
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      phxbi_bear80 and Ficxa 479 like this.
    3. Ficxa 479
      Candygirl, I got a fifty persent discount here for I m not local. xa.
       
      Ficxa 479, May 13, 2023
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  6. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    Another INCEL defines the perfect woman.
     
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  7. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    Making a perfect women how you going to do this what with like a creepy crawler oven? I think some one has watched to much weird science.
     
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  8. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    I had the perfect woman for 23 years...
    I know sappy, but it's true!
     
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  9. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Am I going to need AI and a 3D printer for this?
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      LOL...the Japanese have some really nice dolls, I hear!
       
      phxbi_bear80, May 14, 2023
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    2. latecomer91364
      But I hear their dicksucking can be... 'painful'.

      [​IMG]
       
      latecomer91364, May 14, 2023
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      phxbi_bear80, May 14, 2023
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  10. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    The one I got's just fine, thank you.
     
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  11. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    I don't know about "make". Those sci fi flicks often turn out with horrible endings. lol Things I'd like to FIND in a woman......

    My list would be mostly about nonphysical things. Common kinks, values and philosophies, (non-sexual) interests, personality and humor, lifestyles, motivation levels and goals, etc.

    Physical attraction is important, but it's FAR from the only thing in a "perfect woman" (or man, mate, whatever).
     
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  12. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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  13. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I’d be happy with a blowjob
     
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  14. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    For me, ready, willing and able, and inexpensive, would be just about perfect.
     
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  15. Hamilton Steele

    Hamilton Steele Sex Lover

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  16. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    You don’t want a woman, you’re just looking for a sex toy that resembles a woman. Your "wish list" doesn’t contain a single attribute that isn’t related to sex, so apparently you don’t believe that a "perfect" woman should possess any attributes like kindness, intelligence, or honesty.
    You clearly have no clue what the most important attributes of a woman might be, and you wouldn’t know what to do with a real woman if you came across one. It’s obvious you’ve never been in a real relationship… most women aren’t looking for selfish, immature, and ignorant men. Even if you met a woman you deemed perfect for you, she would most certainly pass you by in favor of a better man who’s perfect for HER.
     
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    1. ShadySara
      Well said
       
      ShadySara, May 15, 2023
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    2. Aqua Marine
      Bet.
       
      Aqua Marine, May 15, 2023
      #link
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  17. Hamilton Steele

    Hamilton Steele Sex Lover

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    LOL virtue signalling on a porn forum.
     
    1. Aqua Marine
      She's right, though.
       
      Aqua Marine, May 15, 2023
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    2. Hamilton Steele
      @Aqua Marine
      Meh... She would be more right on facebook instead of here.
       
      Hamilton Steele, May 15, 2023
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    3. Aqua Marine
      If you say so.
       
      Aqua Marine, May 16, 2023
      #link
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  18. Triangle_7

    Triangle_7 Porn Star

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